Everyone else’s are too bright.  Mine are fine.

This entire baseball season went by without me noticing.  It's incredibly liberating.  I highly recommend it.

What about “my kid and my money go to___” and similar things?

Someone shop Ronald McDonald into the driver’s seat

(Holy+Shit)!

If you’re not a fan of people putting their opinions out there, what the hell are you doing in a comment section?

I hear golf carts all the rage with old people in retirement communities, as they can still drive them when they aren’t allowed to drive cars anymore

Neutral: What’s Your Sears Automotive Memory?
Once upon a time I had a whole bunch of regular maintenance done at a Sears in my college down, and then drove up Chicago to visit family for Thanksgiving immediately afterwards.
One task they had was to change the brake fluid.

I think I read that he called her uninformed on the republican in question, and said something along the lines of he likes her music 25% less now

Neutral: Can China Succeed In America With The Budget Cars?

We’re going to need a full on Ginyu Force celebration to cap this off.

not most cops, but certainly some. And certainly some cops want to kill certain folk.  

The solution, I think, is to round up all the biggest problems and kill them with one shot.

Have you seen this?

Ew, mayonnaise

My lunch almost came up just from the title

Both times I tore my ACL (one for each) it was doing something I’d done a million times before. I’m inclined to think there’s damage being done slowly up to that point. Death by a thousand cuts, that kind of thing.

and now she’s trying to destroy the entire nation’s [public] education

Ugh, that’s sickening.  I'm struggling to follow that up with anything helpful, encouraging, or even civil.  Fuck every last one of those shitbags with rhinos. Not just the horn, the whole thing.

Ditto, I was afraid it’d be a real flop