Why do I hear, but not see an Arby’s commercial? Why do I now have to mute this entire tab? This is the thanks I get for disabling adblock? That was short-lived.

What a chump. dumbass.gif

No, he do him/her

I have. Troll away

your roof looks pretty clean

Suppose you’re driving in a convertible, and bird shit hits your right in the face. Clean off your eyes, or just leave that messing up your vision?

This seems right up Tesla’s alley

I had a summer job at a water reclamation plant at the end of HS. There was a guy there who had one. He said he was scared to drive it if it wasn’t perfectly dry. He did actually have the car, but I have no idea why he felt that way. Was it really that bad in the wet?

Pre-thawed? Are you sure?

Victory dance

Well, if he knows what’s good for him...

She sounds like someone who has never heard English before trying to sound it out

If you ever find yourself in Urbana, IL on a Saturday morning there’s a leather worker at the farmer’s market called the singing cowboy who does a good cover of it

I’ve had that in my head off and on since New Vegas

Did you fly to Sweden to get the Volvo?

Sadly, not even that will do it.

Spray bottle of isopropyl alcohol next time

My dad’s old 93 Infiniti G20. It was my first manual, zippy enough for a young me coming off a station wagon, and (in retrospect considering my current civic DD) great visibility.

Sigh, I miss it so. 89 Caprice classic. Such a boat, yet great visibility. Most comfortable seats yet, at least for me. Who cares if the throttle would stick wide open from time to time? It didn’t have enough power left to go far anyway.

You might like it. It does taste like pancake and waffle as advertised, unlike the green tea. I think it’s like pancakes and waffles with a syrup I don’t like.