“It’s a good look, but that’s got to be killer on the eyes while driving in sunlight, right?”

This was extremely hard to read, not because of the subject matter, but because some ads offscreen would scroll randomly up at times. WTF is going on around here to cause that? It just happened again halfway through this post.

Get a pic of the balloon dragon? I remember that being pretty cool a year or two ago.

God damn, those hamstrings. I bet she could leg press a car.

yes, desktops do still exist

It’s also unpleasantly intimate. A bath towel is used in the nude; it is applied to your intimate places. A guest rubbing their hands on it is groping a ghost of your freshly showered morning self. If the towel is still damp, we are immediately reminded that this dampness came not from your own hands, which we gladly…

Dogs and cats, living together. Mass hysteria!

I’m not talking about the flap, I’m talking about the part you sit on. Ass-Paper-Seat. If there’s pee on the seat, the paper is going to soak it up and keep it right there for you, right?
That’s why I’ve always considered these kind of a waste. Just wipe down the seat with TP, or if it’s too far gone for that, move…

I’m going to go out on a limb and guess cooling, rather than propulsion.

But that seat cover’s just going to soak it up and hold it against your ass, no?

This non-mutable PS4 game ad can eat a bag of all dicks in this world

Do you oppose the Motor Vehicle Owner’s Right to Repair Act? The First Sale Doctrine? The fact that the buyer of a vehicle doesn’t owe dick to the seller is the foundation upon which the ideas of wrenching and after market part installation are laid.

But...her emails

I have a similar problem with Ace of Base’s The Sign, thanks to my little sister. Sadly, there’s no silver lining to this.

I would like to know more about this...

I took that as referring to the other consoles, not necessarily PC’s

Well, yeah, kinda. But it wasn’t unprovoked. He was asked about his stance on diversity, so I don’t think it’s out of bounds for him to give evidence of his stance. If he didn’t, they’d just be (potentially) empty words, right?

Wouldn’t hurt to desecrate a confederate monument or two

I’ve gone to auto shows twice. Both times it was for the purpose of seeing any prototypes that might be there, and a bunch of other fancy cars that I’ll never drive anyway. Nothing about it was done with the intent of making a purchasing decision with info from it.

Well, seeing as they weren’t arrested for protesting, their right to free speech wasn’t infringed upon in the slightest.