I wonder if anyone said anything similar about the Bulls after their game 2 vs Boston...

Add Dick Cheney

I am continually surprised none of the cops in these cases incite lynch mobs of their own after not being charged.

According to math, Chris Christie should probably not throw a loud and extended fit about the dangers of pot, and yet here he is, doing it. Why not, I guess?

Ah, but what about your tail lights? And when we brake, even more light from the back!

If you’re going to rail on football players being unintelligent, best start somewhere other than offensive line.

Oh man, the previous battle mode....I think I’d have been less pissed if it didn’t have battle mode at all

“Scoreboard”

God damn that is one hell of a weaponized heel

Once upon a time I was moving down to college with my family’s minivan full of crap. I had to get down to school, unpack, and then drive the minivan back so my family could take my little sister in for knee surgery the following week.

So, how would you recommend identifying shady dealers? BBB? Yelp? Where do people go to bitch about such things?

Well yeah, but reading is for suckers

“As good fortune would have it, we had a bodyguard that summer,” she writes. They persuaded their bodyguard to buy lemonade, and then their driver, and then the maids, who “dug deep for their spare change.”

While that’s true, you should try to touch your elbow to your mouth, and video it for our amusement.

I read the “maintenance minder” section on mine soon after buying my civic, just to try to figure out what all the codes meant when it said it was due for an oil change, and again to figure out how to get back into the radio after replacing the battery. That’s it. There rest might as well be blank.

Wait, that part’s not normal? :D

Similarly, I’m familiar with the “Chicago Slide,” which typically involves the same behavior except more specifically the intent is to get from left-most lane to an exit.

Is it because the phrase “overhead ham” popped into your head?

Don’t they have to want to sell though? Might just get another “Fuck off”