Sounds like you guys need some resident wolves

The Meijer closest to me has about 8 chargers in a corner of the lot. I’m in Central IL. Haven’t looked closely enough to see if they’re Tesla or some kind of generic thing.

Who the hell are these yokels?

http://www.macrotrends.net/1369/crude-oil-price-history-chart
Of course it goes up and down on the short term, but long term? Yup.

Heavy brake usage. Anyone who wasn’t looking ahead enough to notice traffic slowing ahead of them gets a black mark in my book.
Also along these lines, not merging left to allow space for people coming up an on ramp.

...Chinese car names that are more cryptographically secure than most of your passwords.

Required reading

Oink Oink motherfucker

It says non-proprietary charging stations...so that implies it’ll work with anyone.

I feel like the only way to justify the quick build bullshit is to say something to the effect of “Discovery will stop filming us if we don’t speed this up.”

Good lord, the shedding must be awful

Is it just me, or have they confused theme park with museum?

You’ve test-ridden all sorts of motorcycles.

I wonder what the terminal velocity of a Bugatti is...

More Breath of the Wild, and if I finish that, maybe I’ll finally start Witcher 3...or finish Shadow of Mordor....or (sob) finish Super Mario Galaxy. Man, being old and having responsibilities sucks.

“Team has done an amazing job,” Elon says about the semi-truck. “Seriously next level.”

Well shit, I’m married. How embaarasing, both this, and having to reuse your pun. Cud you not mention this to my wife?

Aw, it’s mutton, really.

a heartfelt comment if there ever was one

Alternatively,

Be still my bleating heart

shear brilliance from you, as always