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A friend of my fiance’s has not been in a relationship in 4 years or so. He is 35 and quickly approaching “creepy man at the bar” status, because that is where he spends most of his time and also where he tries to meet ladies. The majority of ladies he has been interested in lately are around 24/25 years old, which is

.....the face.....

If Taylor ain’t hitting that I’m shaking my head at her lol

What grown man (or woman, for that matter) doesn’t run for the hills at the mere utterance of “Selena Gomez concert?”

I’m 33. You couldn’t pay me to date a 26 year old. (Insert the “to each their own” disclaimer.)

Why can’t Jezebel just let me have this? Why?

If Palin’s eldest son ever sees the error of his ways, will the headlines read, “Track Changes”?

Preparing? No, they’re already here. Rightwing terrorists are viewed as the largest danger by most of law enforcement and have done significantly more damage than other groups in recent years. Key search terms are sovereign citizens, survivalist or rightwing militias.

It pisses me off every time Palin opens her stupid cakehole to yammer on about the Founders because - like literally every other subject - she knows jack shit about them, their motivations, or what is actually in that document she so fervently claims to love.

I do hope and believe that they will lose by a landslide, but we’re kidding ourselves if we think these psychos will sit there and accept the will of the people. We’re talking about people who to this day believe that Obama is a secret Muslim in cahoots with ISIS, and that someday a the government will come to ‘take

I forgot to mention the scapegoating of groups of people, the hateful propaganda and what looks like the desire to control the free press.

Can we please stop reporting the nonsense this woman says? Seriously we need to pull her mic and let her shout into the void. Her commentary is generally word-salad. Aside from being a punchline this woman has nothing to offer the world. She’s not even funny in an absurd way.

Well, her husband did advocate Alaska seceding from the union, so sedition disguised as patriotism is pretty par for the course for the Palins.

Where were all these fucks championing the rule of law when W and Cheney were in office BLATANTLY committing crimes??? where were you then? i can’t get worked up about emails when we still have done nothing about a war started on lies, warrantless wiretapping of americans, torture and other assorted war crimes, etc,

This is why Sam Bee is right. It’s not enough if Trump loses. He has to lose by a f**ing 50 state landslide so these morons do not get the idea that a big portion of the US electorate thinks like them.

Don’t put blind faith in any politician, but don’t give up on our forefathers’ charters of freedom that created a Republic to be governed by and for We the People.

Palin writes, with the dramatic flair of a 12-year-old from the year 1775.

Teach your children America’s foundation built on the rule of law;

I’d like to remind people of the Palin e-mail hack where palin was doing government buisness on her Yahoo account where the hacker “had obtained access to Palin’s account by looking up biographical details such as her high school and birthdate and using Yahoo!’s account recovery for forgotten passwords.” And suggest

I know that I am sounding like an alarmist, but this rhetoric is dangerous and I totally see a homegrown terrorism faction preparing to be borne out of the right wing. The anarchist tendencies, the conspiracy theories, the charismatic leaders with blatant lies, the arming of themselves to the hilt.... this really