I don’t think she was being shady. I think she just means that the halftime show is a spectacle and the focus isn’t on the songs. She criticizes people in her audience who are on their phone, so I don’t think she would want to stand in the middle of a big field surrounded by hundreds of dancers and animatronic…

I don’t. Time to revise your figures.

She should have accepted, gone on stage and stood there singing her saddest song. No back up dancers, no light shows, just her bringing everyone down.

Also, as far as ‘first offense’ goes RAPE is pretty fucking bad. Are we to believe the judge would have thrown the book at him if his first offense had been speeding or shoplifting and THEN systematic planned sexual assault?

Left Shark was one of a kind and other backup dancers wish they were him/her.

Prison for him (rapist) would do the disabled community, and really anyone else that might be involuntarily vulnerable near him a LOT of good.

I love her even more now. Has anyone ever turned it down? And everyone is judged pretty harshly. So, you go girl, knowing what works for you and doing what is best for you. She rules!

Good for her. The Stupid Bowl is not her demographic. Bros with beer-swollen bellies, leaking testosterone with every sip and screaming at their no-neck monster “idols” is not her crowd.

I know! I was unaware that certain defendants were entitled to a freebie if it’s only their first rape. “OK, no prison for you this time, but just be sure not to rape anybody again...or just don’t get caught next time. We would hate to send you to prison with the bad people. You don’t belong there, you’re just a…

I’m so sick of this “this is his first offense” and “prison will do him no good” bullshit. It is really easy not to fucking rape people. Don't do it even once and no jail; do it one time and fuck you.

I feel like Lionel is nicer than Nicole.

First of all, darn you for making me actually look this up. I’m not sure if he is, but there are a lot of black Jews, particularly originating in Ethiopia. Also, Rastafarians (and other people) wear the Star of David. When I was in Belize I saw a place called “Jew Boy” restaurant and asked our driver what it meant,…

Wait...so how would the IOC even know if Lochte got held up or not? Were they there? Or did they just flat-out deny it for optics purposes?

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FUK U JASON THIS IS ALL I HAVE TO LIVE FOR

It was until I got to this part:

Incredibly beautiful and moving, and she is so lucky to have had the resources (financial, social, political, emotional) to have been able to do that.

Eventually you get the whole “I know you are a homebody these days, but we are having a party for our weenie dog Tinkerbell’s birthday.”

I always knew I liked you. We should possibly hang out some time. But I’ve got this thing this weekend.

My friends have all already caught onto this ploy. It does not work at all, sad to say.