I'm so happy right now. I used to make a 5 gallon cocktail called "F*ck You Up Punch!" which was a handle of cheap clear rum, a handle of cheap vodka, a fifth of cheap clear tequila. Add 5 cans of Monster (I liked Assault, cherry flavored, but whatever), Add 5 cans of Sparx or Four Loco. Top off with a two liter of…

Porsche Doo Doo Brown

Dear Kyle,

Breaking News Ladies and Gentlemen!

Because the Stig is driving the one in the picture. How can he be annoying if he doesn't speak.

You need to stop complaining about being offered choices. There are billions of people in the world and believe it or not, they don't all have the same opinion on products. Crazy right?

Google was never going for a BB-style OS, you are talking about pictures you saw of the platform at a very early stage. The interface was not even designed at that point, we saw it make several changes till its final release.

If Android phones are not innovative, then why would iOS5 have an exact copy of its notification system.

Well, the car that everyone calls Turbo.

Porsche 917. Wow.

@Chairman Kaga: You mean Ferrari and Lamborghini, every Porsche model is available with three pedals, well at least almost all I think. Sadly the paddles are faster than us human beings :(

RUF CTR, the fastest car of its time

1986–1989

@artistpavel:

Bro, did you see the new Infiniti G37?

@oanda: I don't understand why people miss the point that Google TV is not hardware. This happenned with Android when it first came out on the G1.

I am sick of seeing blogs do this.

Sounds like you where listening to I Love the Way You Lie by Eminem when you wrote this.

Famous race car driver Vic Elford claimed in one of his books that when he first driving the first generation 911 in rally competitions, the Porsche mechanic would come to the races with no spare parts, maybe like a screw driver or two. When Vic Elford asked him, what are we going to do if something breaks, the…

@David Insley: Exactly, and all developers should listen to Steve Jobs, he is king in this world. Listen to what he says, he can be your savior. Not only should developers listen to Steve Jobs but all the people in the world should do as he says. He created you. He can end you. You must listen to him. Or you may die.