Tobey Maguire is the darkest timeline Topher Grace. He’s got the career Topher should’ve had!

Same!

Yesss this makes me so mad. They’re a thing now and it takes away all the hilarity!

I actually like Huntsman. I disagree with him on a ton of issues, but he’s decidedly not a crazy person.

I LOVE Tammy and this video is savage. What a baller. She would be able to run, same way Ted Cruz and John McCain were. I’m not hopeful that we’ll elect a woman at this point (or if we do, I bet it’ll be a conservative woman), but I actually think she could do quite well [theoretically]. Asian-Americans are considered…

I mean, I’d vote for Jimmy Smits. *shrug*

That would be incredible. All the glory of Ryan vs Biden times a million.

I’m having a hard time with this. Hairspray is not the worst choice as far as these things go and I like the show itself, but I hate Kristin Chenoweth and Jennifer Hudson SO. MUCH. The latter can’t act and I’m still upset about her winning an undeserved Oscar for Dreamgirls, and the former is so horrifically grating…

GOD, David Sedaris is the best. Love this so much.

It never really occurred to me to think that Barbie was a realistic standard or anything, you know? I have also definitely had body issues, but Barbie would have been probably the 1000th thing on the list that caused them.

I have a friend who did some time at county, and he said the guys would watch the VS show absolutely transfixed. If that gives you an idea.

That’s my size too, and honestly I get most of my bras at Target. The Maidenform ones are pretty decent and affordable.

It took me like four full listens to really get into it, but a healthy dose of “You’ll Be Back” and “Wait for It” really did me in. Now I’m obsessed.

Hello, fellow Metro-Detroiter! I’m tagging along! ;)

Right? This is such a minuscule issue but it pisses me off SO MUCH. I just can’t with the patriotism and flag fetishes.

I agree. I loved Bernie, but there’s no way he would have won. I wonder what would have happened if, say, Biden had felt up to running.

YASSS. I’ve never been able to pinpoint my issue with him. Thank you!

Agreed! He’s SO likable.

You’ve probably heard this before, but Breaking Bad goes by REALLY quickly if you’re binge-watching. It’s not as slow as a lot of high-prestige shows IMO. Just my $.02 on my favorite show ever. :)

Young Harrison Ford is like my #1 dream man. I think the reason I’m still single is because I haven’t met anyone who lives up to that.