Jesus christ.

I actually hate lettuce! It makes me gag, ruins every sandwich, and I find it in like every food I order, even when I explicitly ask for it to not be in my dish. Gross texture, too. Weirdly, I’m not actually a picky eater at all...but just can’t do lettuce!

This made me LOL.

I agree. He’s very talented, and I’m definitely not immune to pop music. But he doesn’t quite do it for me, either in personality/looks or music. I don’t hate him at all, just...meh.

My dad did this when I asked for a puppy. He got me a stuffed Taco Bell chihuahua. Gotta love ‘em.

ARE YOU ME? I always tell people she just eyebrow acts. She is not good. I’m sure she’s a very nice lady, but she’s like a charisma black hole IMO.

WASPS and serial killers (one in the same, really)!

I hate myself for knowing this, but that dog is named Pumpkin and he inherited it when his mom died. He’s still a gigantic douche, of course!

It makes me laugh that everyone thought Jersey Shore was the downfall of society when it came out...looking back, it was positively quaint and charming!

Yeah, the Stockholm Syndrome thing bugs me. I know it’s trendy to rip on Disney movies and messages (often rightly so), but I really don’t get that from BatB. And BatB isn’t even close to my favorite Disney film!

I went on an OKC date with this guy - first date was absolutely terrible. Very little conversation, and what we did discuss we argued about. We had absolutely nothing in common and I couldn’t wait for it to be over. I assumed we would never see each other again, then he asked me out for round 2. I went (he was hot,…

Oh, FUCK that lady. How infuriating.

Exactly! I was an only child, but we always had at least one dog - my parents ALWAYS called the dog(s) my brother/sister.

I am also an atheist, and people like you are why everyone hates us.

Yesss, me too. I rolled my eyes throughout this one. So fucking cheesy and obviously fake.

You’re getting shit for this but I am with you 100%!

Bye Bye Birdie is the most irritating musical ever (IMO) - I have about 1390129430923 issues with this. Probably the first one I won’t be able to bring myself to watch.

I am legit confused by the love for guacamole and avocados. How do more people not (rightfully) think they’re gross?