If the NFL owners came hunting for the players' salaries - especially for no reason other than a bare desire to marginally increase their own take - I certainly hope we'd all recognize the fucked-up-edness of that.

You forgot this one?!? Double-dumbass on you.

Probably it depends. Are we talking about a *homosexual* pedophile?

My brain keeps reading this keyboard's name as "Impregnator Pro."

I remember that movie.

I dunno - I can assure the authors of this study that I was obsessed with boobs long before anyone was goodly enough to allow me to touch, massage or nibble any, and thus get in on that hot oxytocin and dopamine action.

I like Leather Boobs the most.

Not Mounties. #corrections

I have some sympathy for people who didn't know apple was going to scrap Google Maps and were caught unaware, for sure. And "making the best of a bad situation" is all those folks can do, since they bought into the walled garden. I get that.

I've been waiting for the Stockholm Syndrome article for the apple maps screw up. It took a little longer than I expected, and I anticipated more "grow your local knowledge" and less "become a better navigator."

You might want to check out this article:

I'm motivated to go to work because when it's done, "I would get a big check, which I would cash in for a stack of green rectangles that I could exchange for food to put in my children's headholes."

If koro syndrome sufferers were regular io9 readers, they'd have learned yesterday that we will soon be able to grow new junk in the lab. Your suffering is at an end!

Wanna know how I can tell that "Instructables user RPisces" is not married?

Whoa, now hold up a second. You mean the text appears in the *same order* that a person would read it in?!?

That's interesting, I've never heard of this guy. In the article you linked to, he says reverting to organic grain wouldn't be "economically feasible" which sounds to me like a very sanitized way to say that making that switch would result in the death of billions.

"Organic" food is a total crock. Most people here are saying the reason is pesticides / sustainability, but these are both myths.

He was voted Sexiest Man on TV by TV Guide! Check out that vest!

Hmm, "Dog Gone," a family dog movie. Golf and soccer games. And a browser I already have.

Hopefully they'll update this.