"I don't think they actually pay attention to video games. They saw a commercial … the nearest most of them have come to a Wiimote is pulling it back out of their asses after they've fucked themselves with it."

The first video game is actually 54 years old.

I'm sure this is 1000 years old, but I just saw it last week.

#corrections

The same kind of idiot who puts an emergency override door handle on the *outside* of a room.

What's insane is that anyone would counsel people to fight a person *armed with a gun* over $59.99.

There are quite a few left, I think.

"People come first."

The framing in this episode telegraphed the ending for miles - I think that was a poor choice.

When I got my 360, it was the first console I'd owned since the days of Sega Genesis. The jump from 6 buttons and a D-pad was alarming enough, and then I started trying to get through GOW. I can still recall the feeling of being stuck in that room with the locust female, while she sniffs around trying to find you.

On the flip side, his comment is ironic, in that when Apple declares that you don't need something on your phone (i.e. Flash), you *can't get Flash on your phone.*

It's more likely something like this:

Oh, hey, look! It's "Horrible Implants Girl!" And there she is again!

I award bonus points if the comment comes from someone who doesn't even own an XBox.

This show is so frustrating because I *want* it to be great. And pace isn't the problem. To me the problem is, you have this show with a portal to a parallel dimension (or something?) earth, and time travel, and military stuff, and dinosaurs(!!) and I feel like I've seen it all before.

"Charging for an online pass takes this choice away from the consumer."

Thank goodness you are here, to yet again stand up for the white, christian male. Seriously, those guys just can't catch a break.

I was trying no such thing. Interestingly, you have *succeeded* in being the incarnation of what I hate most about internet comment sections - that would be uppity religious folks, unable to deal with the tiniest little joke in their direction, spouting invective and/or demonstrably false statements. To wit:

Yup. Waited for years, never could get one here. Annoying.

I thought that antenna problem was "Just A Display Problem?"