Quickly! Shoot the messenger!

Could be worse...

Seemed pretty harmless to me, although a few German-speakers here have said that the translation leaves something to be desired. Honestly, it reminded me a bit of the Triumph vs. Star Wars fans video from a few years back.

Grr, if I could de-star commenters, this would be grounds for a serious de-starring.

Mr. Vader looks like he's been skipping the treadmill for a few parsecs...

Yeah. Gizmodo really never cuts apple any slack at all.

Glen Hall would like a word with you out behind the woodshed.

That's a fair question. I say she's entitled because of the course of events:

I think there is a *wide gulf* between posting a negative review, and calling someone a jackoff.

I came here to post this picture. But I had to GIS 'futurama mermaid' to find it.

This is deeply troubling. Well done.

This.

That's a pretty impressive price. But will they come in R2D2?

Suckdisk!

I think what you are doing here can be summed up as "confirmation bias."

Psst: "spiritual warfare" is one of those things that alienate the snot out of people.

Yep. In mice, anyway.

"First off, I hardly think you have any credentials that qualify you to advise anyone as to the apparent "safety" of immunizations."

Previous salary is not something you should tell a potential employer. It can only work against you.

You came in *that* thing?!? You're braver than I thought!