JMHO, Venezuela now = California in about 20 years.

Okay, I’ll bite. Because of California’s reliance on petroleum for its income? Because of its reliance on its military to prop up the state government? Because Golden State Warriors fans are insufferable? Because Stan Kroenke’s wig is one of the Seven Wonders of the Modern World? What is the reasoning here?

That is really frightening.

For an extra helping of vomit, here’s a picture of a group of evangelical Christians laying hands on Trump and praying this morning in the Oval Office. Although I do find the guy smirking like he realizes what a bunch of bullshit it is (I thought it was Bannon at first, but I guess it’s not.)

It’s frustrating how coming within like 3 degrees of contact with a type of video you hate keeps it in your recommends forever. I watch one video game trailer and suddenly my whole recommend list is either irritating letsplayers, or cringe comps

Who the fuck describes a person as “high-quality?”

Hey Donny Jr., come here for a minute...

Apparently Betsy was a little bored with doing things that targeted just young children, so she’s decided to shake it up a little and now go after older sexual assault victims as well

All of these people are the stupidest fucking people on the planet.

I’m starting to think these people aren’t that smart.

So we’re to believe that Jr, Manafort and Kushner spent all day talking to dear old dad about dirt on Hillary, then didn’t say anything to him when they went downstairs to meet with a Russia they knew was offering dirt on Hillary? And then just out of pure coincidence dear old dad tweets about Hillary’s emails later…

From “We never spoke to the Russians” to “Is collusion even illegal?”

LOL, they must have “do not pick up” signs with his face on them in cabs throughout the globe.

Could be worse, you could be a taxi driver who just picked up Thomas Friedman.

Seriously. Also, If your friend has such bad anxiety that not knowing the name of some of the ingredients freaks them out enough that they want to leave, it’s a deeper and more personal problem than generic class divide.

Counterpoint: Sandwich Jane is entirely fictional. She is clearly a straw poor. This is a nice attempt at the “Some of my best friends are poors” privilege defense, but its fatal flaw is that everyone knows David Brooks doesn’t have any friends.

Here, try this next time, Dave!

I want to kick the guy who said he brought this on himself right in the dick then tell him its his fault his dick got in the way of my foot.

This is why we need to bring back the Teamsters - when trucking was a union job, it was a good job.