Your mother is a freaking aardvark!

Nobody buys Queen Greatest Hits. Everybody knows other discs or tapes left in the car just slowly morph into them.

Party Favors. Ugh. Will not rewatch, but keenly await review!

That's *Captain* Darling to you.

It totally had not occurred to me that Sukar's dodgy green rug-top hat combo was exactly that vintage music video style. You are so right.

Dree-ch. To rhyme with Cheech. But with a bit of a Scottish burr, obviously.

And this above applies *especially* to August. Horrible month in Scotland. But what about the Edinburgh Fringe festival in August, you ask? …The Scots have an excellent sense of humour about their weather, and enjoy showing it off to other nations at its most, uh, "characteristic".

May is The Dry And Sunny Month in Scotland. Maybe a couple of weeks at the start of June, if you're lucky. It is known. All other months will be dreich*, cold, and rainy.

See, pal, this pun thread is no good. You are barking up the wrong tree. Can't we all stay men, and just leave it? A person can hope (-y).

This was EXACTLY the casting I had in my head. +1000 pts.

Shadwell! Oh man. Still waiting for a Good Omens adaptation. So much potential in there.

I don't know if they grade them, but… coarse.

More classy, but also I would say also more depressing.

No - Which one first?

Party Favors is the episode most viscerally seared into my memory from season 1. The key scene just extends and extends. Ugh.
Excited for these reviews!

1. Clive Owen?

Aw man, I'd forgotten how much I love Homer. So badass. "Sing, Goddess, of the rage of Achilles" and all that.

My favourite part was the complete and utter disrespect for one of humanities time-tested best-ever plots.
SPOILERS FOR 10 YEAR OLD MOVIE AND TWO 3,000 YEAR OLD ORALLY TRANSMITTED STORIES
"Aaaah, this scene needs more random death. Let's just kill off this guy Agamemnon. It's not like he's a key character who definitely…

I have those the other way round. 300 - delightful campy fun. Troy - Very. Serious. Complete. Crap.

*Please don't be like Troy.* *Please don't be like Troy.* *Please don't be like Troy.*