You probably are referring more to rugby league rather than Australian Rules football. Rugby league's structure is more similar and easier understood in comparison to and for those who watch NFL.

I dunno, I used to be a worser Sid as a kid. I used to pitch my Masters of the Universe toys vs GI Joe with the Joes always winning by deploying explosives and rockets. Said explosives were fireworks rockets and mini bombs. I would pile up He Man and his buddies over a bunch of Woodpecker packets and cover them all up…

Agreed, what an asshole move bailing like that. Wouldn't want him to be the bystander that could make the difference between me getting just mugged for my wallet, and maybe getting killed in the process.

I had a gf who peed AND pooped this way. We were both 22. I didn't make a big deal out of it as i'd often been curious about sometimes when I walked into the bathroom the toilet seat was up. yeah yeah that joke she might have a peen, but she said she did to be considerate to me lol yeah she loved me poor girl.

They're just gonna stick the poor kid on special teams for punt and kick returns.

I'm not sure I'd call him a 'fucking monster' from a rugby league standpoint, though Hayne is definitely fucking good. I think 'monster' should be reserved for Inglis alone (of active players). I've added Inglis into my Madden roster (custom player, i gave him stats i thought compared well enough), best fantasy player…

I was going to say there was no need to celebrate until i remembered what he did for this year's series.

As a guy, and one with four long term relationships of five years each, none ending in marriage, there were elements in discussion here that resonate with me and my somewhat non-committal attitude to my love life. There is disappointment at some point in the relationship that usual signals the downward spiral towards…

I'm not a runner but i appreciate the tactics involved in the long distance races i watch every 4 years when the Olympics come around. But two articles on these pace men just blew my mind today. I never knew.

That pilot looks baddddasss :-).

This deserves a few more stars and views, and hopefully some more discussion.

Fuck that guy in the Yankees jersey

Fuck that guy yo, Richard Marx is still rocking.

Why isn't this getting more attention in the news, to shame this particular show and its organizers?

URRIGHT!

"Let everything breathe over night"

This is a terrific piece, and one reason why I keep coming back to Deadspin to find an article like this, well penned and pulling on heartstrings.

You don't have anything to apologize for. Thanks for a great article and an insight into your time in the slammer. And the tip to stay away from Virginia.

Obviously it's 'STR1V2 4 GREATN3SS'

That's not the point. If that were the case, why should people be offended by racism, they could just simply choose to ignore it right? There is a right way to do things, and very wrong ways to go about creating an environment where people employed (even if paid ten cents a week) are made to feel less than respectable…