I thought this was Karl Lagerfeld for a solid twelve seconds.

My FIL pulled a Newt and served my MIL with papers while she was in the hospital recovering from a hysterectomy. I'm looking forward to being completely unhelpful to him and his new wife whenever he starts getting old & sick.

My ex was like this too. He seemed to believe that people who got colds or the flu were somehow 'weak'. So you can imagine how my bouts with depression went over with him.

It was really awful.

"Men aren't traditionally conditioned to be primary caregivers as women historically have been."

Some women just don't get it. They're a condition wherein some women have really tight vaginas, and it actually takes a lot of foreplay to make penetrative sex possible. I am one of those women, and my ex wa totally not on board with having to put in the extra leg work(that, and he was an abusive asshole so...). I…

Eh, she deserved it for being a bitch. And really, she set herself right up for it.

once I was out with my friends and they were talking about big dicks and I blurted out that I wasn't a fan and that I once tried to screw a guy with a big dick and it didn't fit. Then everyone laughed and one woman who was kind of the bitchy one said that MrPony must have a small package. That pissed me off and I…

Right? Maybe I should just buy 2 mens boxes from now on.

At this age, hair is a lovely touch.

Her husband died 84 years ago. That's insane

For those of you who subscribe to these services and find yourself with a product you know you won't use, I highly recommend starting a donation box for your local women's safe house or shelter. A friend of mine coordinated with a local safe house – turns out they definitely have a need for sealed beauty products and…

My (now ex-) husband's major surgery didn't sink us, but my emotional disorder did. The complications from his surgery became long-term (still going on), but he's the one who ended our marriage becuase he said he couldn't handle my moodiness and episodes of depression. Yeah.

My ex husband was HORRIBLE (I mean, really really horrible) whenever I got sick. Whether I got the stomach flu or had eye surgery. Just awful. He really wasn't a bad guy... but he just fell apart and became a completely insensitive dick when I needed him the most (for example, he went to a party the evening of my eye…

When I was suddenly given a cancer diagnosis, we were stunned. But, I later found out from my mother that he called and told her that she didn't need to worry. He was not ever leaving me and that he would take care of her only child no matter what.

This asshole has tenure. I can't even get a fulltime contract.

When a female student disagreed with him, he cut her off, raised his hands in her face and told her that only he was allowed to speak.

That looks to be off by 1.5 PSI.

Oh, this photo was taken in the middle of when I worked there. I now own all of them. IT IS AWFUL.

Oh, don't misunderstand, I have a SHIT TON of lower end lipsticks. I am addicted to Revlon, even though I know that there's lead in it, but WHATEVER... I'm addicted to all of the Colorburst things. The balm stains, the matte lip crayons, the lacquer balm. I have ALL OF THEM. I'm especially fond of the balm stains…

But really, what isn't?