As a child, I fervently wished to be "stolen from my family" to get away from my mentally ill mother. This might be the best thing for the child - we don't know. All we know is this account, which is heavily biased towards the mother.

you would think a race that is able to create a complex and ornate bow of that size would be able to construct pants.

I'm getting myself a master's degree which, oddly enough, is available online.

She did fall UP the stairs at the Oscars after all.

The day Gogo wireless started on airplanes was the day my soul died.

Babies are designed to survive first-time parents.

Girls who aren't good at wrestling and can't beat opponents in their weight class would have the same thing would happen to them as would happen to the boys who aren't good at wrestling and can't beat their opponents: they'd get cut from the team.

I think it also the only sport where you can be horrendously awful at it and still have the time of your life playing it.

I didn't know golf was only for men. Wish someone told me before I played it in High School.

I learned that sex is dangerous and gross and if you ever have it you'll get pregnant and your pussy will turn into Hobbiton after the scouring of the Shire.

How can she violate a sales contract that was broken when the company failed to fulfill it?

and I'm sure she's crying into her pillow right now because of your disapproval.

I'd be more comfortable if they were found in only certified organic compounds.

Wish there was a Pokemon category.

If anything he's better-looking than Gosling.

God, I hope the police at least took her father to the hospital while they were being jackasses to her.

Eh. I've been doing that for the better part of my 20s. All that gets you is guys that think you're immediately into casual sex because why else would you approach them?

I do that too. I go back to NY a handfull of times a year on business, so at least I can short-circuit myself on bagels, lox, rye bread and cheesecake for a week at a time.

Happy not to be the only one who has a nerdy wallet rather than a Coach one. Mine has a Totoro on it. And I love it.

Luckily they will all soon be dead from bitterness and accidental gunshot wounds.