Let’s nickname her “Sparkle.” Sparkle Markle crushes some sour grapes, claims half sis had many homes and life.

Man he is aging so fast and hideous! Hooray!

“we are living in a man free world. just remember, “handymen”, for our purposes your actual presence is not essential....”

There’s a sad sort of clanging from the clock in the hall, and the bells in the steeple, too.....

Oh please do tell me where I can get a knockoff of whatever that high necked sleeveless ill fitting sixth grade Joann Fabric remnant bin monstrosity she’s sporting in the top pic is! ETA “Career grifters of a feather stick together!”

There’s a scene from “The Simpson” in which Marge goes out of her clean kitchen and as the door swings behind her it reveals it magically got filthy again, which is kind of the story for most of my house.

Went to “mediation” with my evil whackjob neighbor last week and ended up signing a “no contact” agreement, which was basically what I wanted, so I guess that’s good. Now trying to move on and clean the house. which is rekt as usual.

This could be trump’s story, because his whole thing has always been to be accepted by the old money Manhattanites. And his son has the animal killing part down, and with a little tutoring I’m sure Javanka could do some good trapeze shit.

What an asshole Hoffman turned out to be.

Wasn’t Edward Norton her boyfriend at the time & played Rockefeller? Wonder if she told him about any of this....

I hereby demand to be addressed as “The Dishonorable Shy Wicklow.”

So does this mean his pasta sauce at Shop Rite is going to stop being ridiculously overpriced?

I try to avoid swearing, but we are in some deep fucking shit now. I never thought trump would get elected, but if he did, this is exactly the kind of idiotic crap I knew he would pull. I don’t know how this is going to end, but my intuition says “not well.”

Wow, looks like that 2.5 million dollar harvard education really paid off, didn’t it jackass? (Just never get tired of that, Harvard went to Jared!(dad)

Even that dog looks like it hates him.

Raspberry beret or GTFO.

there should be some way to compel him to release his tax returns.

Tax break for people who own private jets, manufacture wine and own golf courses. Wow, I wonder how that got in there?

You can do better, JLaw. In fact it would be hard to do worse than that putz.

Apparently Kensington Palace announced it 3 hours ago