Dear Brits, Please don’t give trump the golden carriage ride he’s been demanding if and when he visits.

God I can hardly wait for this to drop. I need a good binge watch with a nice big bottle of white wine.

I’d be more concerned with it pooing on the carpet.

Really. It just looked like a friendship peck between two kids and not a heavy duty smooch anyway. ETA But no matter what it was, it was nobody’s business. I have a neighbor constantly harassing and filming me with surveillance cameras and I am way past fed up with her, too.

Jones is such a knockout.

She’s got that thing on her lip again. Racing stripe?

If there’s scenery to be chewed, Branagh is on it! Altho that riidiculous stache will def get in the way.

The complete and total shittiness of these people and the entire administration is severely quashing any desire I have to be creative with jokes and witticisms. I sincerely wish they would all fucking die in a fire.

“Look at all these people mothah dahling!”

Ann Wedgeworth was a phenomenal actress with an awesome resume, two adjectives I don’t often use but in her case well deserved.

I am so stealing this!

The only good news is that trump is aging fast & horribly in office, as well as getting fatter. With any luck he’ll die soon, or have a massive stroke that will render him useless, not that he isn’t already.

Make him listen to trump read some of his “books” aloud, I know that would kill me....

This will be the day, you will hear me say, I want to hear new Prince music play....

Tis pity he’s a creep. (Actuallly pretty disgusting, too!)

Sounds boring and depressing, just like it’s author.

Trumpkin” was the name of a dwarf in the Chronicles of Narnia, who was a heroic character. I like “trumpturd” or “trumphole” as an alternative.

I’m open to suggestions. How about “tumpturd?”

Just one would be enough for me, his own.

People used to say about Teddy Roosevelt “He wanted to be the bride at every wedding and the corpse at every funeral.” But he was actually likable, as opposed to trump.