2012, around march, my bowls tightend and my ass tried to dislocate itself from my body. I thought i was dying, turns out it was period cramps poop. I spent a collective of 6 hours on the toilet, excreting nothing. Nothing! Lucky me class was cancelled that day. Oh and the smell was awful. I continue to suffer every…

Being thin, perfectly toned and having those curves be natural. Ass should be huge, not flabby huge. So says (my) society. Society sucks.

Being EDGY! This bitch could at least used her own skin complexion. But nah, she had to be racist. Oh I'm pretty sure its her.

Look at this fool. This racist, fucking fool. This is who white people think made #the ass" popular?

Yeah and to add, some people think taking nude pics is a form of narcissism. Like woman how dare you enjoy your body and take pics of it? So clearly they deserved it,this humiliation should take them down a peg or two.

lol its: welcome back - it was fun... huh? -it was super fun -*sound of dispair! we did it again!

*excuse to post lovely complex gif*

I mean if you are going to do that much photo work on her, then why hire her at all? Why don't you find your ideal? Oh wait...

Nothing, not snakes, not chickens (yes I'm scared of chickens), not even frogs, can bring out the visceral fear that just the thought of wasps bring to me, my body breaks out in goosebumps, my mind goes to dark places. SEND THEM TO THE DOOR TO HELL!!!

Cause he does not get that no one cares about his penis. One of my co workers is pregnant so baby talk... lots of it.

Thanks XD!

Lunch mostly. I'm usually late and all seats are taken except at his table.

Yeah but I'm just an intern and he's senior to me. That company's all talk about harassment but they don't promote an environment where its easy to report such,

11. Drakes dick 12. The tingly feeling in my pants (UTI?)

Ugh tell that to the dude in my office who is all about the potency of his seed. BLAH

When that remixed beat drops I'm like *Janellemonaedance gif*. Drake's self aware boner made my week.

That's Great! Maybe the next thing will be the prosecutors dropping this ridiculous case... unlawful conduct my ass,

Sooo when do we start tagging our kids and checking in with them every five minutes else we call the police, probably on our selves... Now? Now seems good.

I cannot imagine what it must be like to interact with that twatwaffle every single day! I hope for you guys' sake and the readers that your boss finally does something about this. That its lasted this long is freaking ridiculous.

You guys Just read Gawker media!