“This location is set to self-destruct in 30 minutes anyway. It was a bad Christmas.”

Each episode should have him played by a different actor who has previously played a Chuck of some variety. Michael McKean gets my vote.

Or just pop it in the toaster oven for like 3 minutes, ya weirdos.

They can take their sweet time as far as I’m concerned. The show only had like four (maybe even three) episodes worth revisiting amongst its four seasons, and by the end it’s like they weren’t even writing mysteries- just reveals.

Oh boy! This’ll be perfect for all those new Friends fans, as well as the diehards who never stop quoting the show. Ya know, those people I totally encounter every day online and in real life.

Hopefully these changes will make it to network television before long. Recent political events (like the infamous “shithole countries” incident) have really highlighted how ridiculous it is to continue shielding people from language that they hear and use every five minutes every day of their lives.

Who exactly are all these play-by-play transcriptions of late night talk shows articles supposed to be for, anyway? People who like late night talk shows... but not enough to actually watch them?

Julia Louis-Dreyfus no longer significant, says AVClub!

James Van Der Beek is gonna be crushed...