That would be easy to do if the DOJ and FBI weren’t conducting their own investigations. They need to open their coffers and have their lobbyists get Congress on board, and quick.

Man it’s moments like this that almost make me feel sad the Texas governor cursed all Texas based baseball teams with a single tweet.

I wat Drew to join the Class. It’ll spawn a whole new series of posts.

Step 1: Don’t go to clubs. Nothing good ever happens at clubs

One small issue with this: the advantage of what Ethan Haskell purportedly knew was not what players would constitute a good value with respect to the salary cap, which is baked into the public salaries themselves, but rather which players had the best chances of not being on other teams altogether.

The avalanche of ads the past few weeks certainly caught the attention of the Internal Revenue Service. They are going to have some questions about all of this money changing hands in daily fantasy games. They will get answers, and money. Then the ads will go away.

Maybe you are confused. This is a list of teams you can root for in the playoffs.

Thanks for the unexpected boobage!

If you’re ESPN, why be forced to set your programming lineup months in advance and not be able to change? That sort of kills the excitement of how sports starts anew each morning. They can make real money depending on how the ratings go up and down. Let them go day-by-day.

Route Running Axioms

What exactly do people have against masterbating in public? If you dont like it, dont do it.

Back in the late 1990s I started an online poker account. Over the course of three months I rolled my $100 deposit into just under $800. Then, in the course of two days, I went on a cold streak worse than anything I had seen in my entire life of playing poker. Ten years later, I read in an article that a combination…

Welcome to 1995, your free AOL trial CD will be mailed to you shortly.

First, you are also hurling insults at EVERY SINGLE PERSON who disagrees with you. Second, I am “hurling insults” at two people - pretty much everyone else agrees with me. Finally, I am managing to avoid pinning my arguments on tired ass cliches. “Take your meds”? Seriously, when was the last time you had an original…

This is among the stupidest fucking things I have ever read. You should be ashamed for having written it, and if your parents are still alive you should apologize to them. You should also be questioning all of the life choices that led you to the moment where you wrote that nonsense and hit publish. And no one gives a…

IMO, this is also garbage. It’s not even fun anymore.

Oh well, probably everyone here is a bunch of fucking Cubs and Cardinals fans

Counterpoint. Go Fuck Yourself.

Considering this is YouTube’s 404 message...the joke kind of writes itself.