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Someone asked me if I thought he really had a sex addiction, and I said, “no...I think he’s a human.”

As much as I can’t stand this guy, he doesn’t need “treatment”. This is what happens sometimes when your family expects you to fulfill a role that is perhaps not what you want for your life. This guy ISN’T about family values, being married etc. And that’s fine. But the pressure of his family and church’s expectations

One time I was at the gym, working pretty hard. There wasn’t a lot of people there except for this really attractive blonde girl, who kept looking at me and making eye contact.

Ideally you wait until the gym teacher isn’t paying attention.

Sweet ‘09 humor!

yeah. Apparently. Just never heard that term used... and I work around MLB.

Between AAA and the majors. Guys who get a cup of coffee once or twice a year for several seasons. Dan Johnson, Wily Mo Pena, guys like that.

No, Pablo is “The Fat Kid”.

You can see why Rex signed IK Enemkpali.

brb, my eyeballs seemed to have rolled straight out of my head. Need to go find them now.

Oh my god I’m so glad there’s a space for me to express how stupid this article is. It’s literally the exact same article papers have been writing about rich white kids in Manhattan since the 1920s, updated each year to include the new technology and trend.

If you are too simple to accept an objective analysis of a debate, then you won’t be missed.

gripping a .357

Seriously guys?

What did you think was going to happen when you let it go to Philadelphia? I’m with Philly on this one though. Fuck that robot.

He's just following the tracks left by the other car is all...

Sports News Website Reports Sports News; Readers Outraged

This is the second most offensive thing I’ve ever read on Gawker Media.