Worst team sport defensive position is hockey. Skating backwards and then diving on the ice to take a slap shot to the face? No thanks.

Lighten up, Francis.

Yes, of all the details in this report you certainly picked the most upsetting one.

They’re like the opposite of Godot because they’re always arriving.

Trying to rack my brain thinking of a famous jazz/funk trio keyboardist.

Checking it out a few hours later and youtube says the clip was removed. Anyone getting the same thing?

Damn, why you gotta be so stone cold? What did Kevin Draper do to you?

An asshole.

“No one needs to know about all the Slaughter videos that I watched pantsless back in the day.”

Grain belt premiums are fantastic. They taste like MGD flavored with pennies and black licorice.

“At some point, this bubble is going to burst”

After punting for the Vikings a few seasons.

It's Barry Zuckercorn, he's very good.

Ruth Buzzi better watch her back.

I disagree. Pause the film at the time the ball is struck - the keeper is taking a position to intercept a pass to the near-post runner. She’s guessing at where the pass is going, and leaves herself unprepared for a near-post shot, a far-post cross (which was intended, and would have beaten her), and, of course, she’s…

Damn, that made baseball look really fun. Baseball needs more fun. Rizzo reacted like someone put his stapler in Jell-O.

He should be able to avoid plays like this if he simply improves his balance, agility, hand-eye coordination, and ball control.

Most FIFA fields are 110-120 yards, this might be closer to a 70-yard goal.

Literally.