“Why would I watch some out of town NBA team when we have a D-III college playing basketball right down the road?”

He’s Justin Bieber’s favorite comedian. Not making that up.

"Saad faces potential deportation after completing his sentence."

Where's Cumberbatch? I think this comment was written in Enigma Code.

Frank Caliendo is looking pretty good.

Lombardi wore sleeves. Advantage Lombardi.

You're just not used to seeing the uncircumcised ones.

Check her Thetan levels, looks like she's being a suppressive person.

I'm a die-hard Packers fan, but this is just silly. Let beast mode get beasted in his beast clothes.

Uh, so I'm in Shanghai right now. Just toss me $5 plus shipping and this disaster of a skirt can be yours.

So... we're pretty much done with the term comediennes, right? They're actors, or comedians, but "comediennes?"

"PornHub has a massive public relations arm" which they cram all the up into tiny markets like Kent.

Isn't "Accept the D" DePaul's admissions' motto?

Not to be a stickler, but they always travel in pairs.

Yeah, but on banjo Dixie sounds way better than O Canada.

Yawn. Try again when this isn't the first post on your account, Kjebekkxnwhrlxnggiiisnhf. How is that pronounced by the way?

Nothing good can happen when you drink like a Wisconsinite and think like a Floridian.

They're the only parts of his face he didn't purchase.

One word: BADGE

Aaah! The pinball wizard, I thought they were gonna escape!