I’m giving you this star on the pure basis of how bad that kicked my memory back to 13 year old me understanding why we call ourselves the Donkeys and what triggered my sympathy for Dan Marino.

The phrase “Sounds like hitting a bag with a baseball bat.” Was an apt description right before it sounded like hitting a bag with a baseball bat.

I’m going to make a case for this day replacing “When the North invaded and caused my family to flee their home and go into hiding” day for my family.  But I fear, much like my advocacy for MASH, this will not go over well.

Ben Shapiro is for sure going to masturbate to this article.

Look at how happy Berry is!

So, if you served this to Alanis King, with a pizza.  Which zone would one get banished to?

This is a rescue pit, Strawberry.  I’m pandering.  So?  It took a month before she would smile or leave her kennel.  Goddamn I love this dog.

This.

I didn’t read Wesley Yang until my 30's, long after I had gone through the virtual rite of passage of identity issues, as an Asian-American in college. I survived the AzN years, and am pretty sure my Xanga and AsianAvenue pages are deleted. So reading it, as a man, and I can’t really recall off the top of my head many…

Harry Potter!  My man...

There probably hasn’t been this long of a line for anything Japanese in Korea since 1910.  Voluntary this time!

Itaewon Freedom by JYP captures my 80’s memories of Korea really well.

Ahh yes, Bari Weiss, who wishes immigrant status on Americans.  Presumably so we can be deported. 

I agree with this hot take. Mainly because it also takes down Chicago pizza (it’s not pizza) within its blast radius. You know what they say, the enemy of my enemy is easier to blame when they make a bad take, although you silently nod along with them.

I’m am also a Nuggets fan.  And I remember when he played defense.

Is there standard Romanization for Clon’s 꿍따리 샤바라?  Yes, I am old.

Although, I am surprised that John Elway made this move, I am also aware that the cars for sale at John Elway Toyota’s Year End Toyotathon is coming up, and those cars don’t detail themselves.

The lack of McCol, the barley flavored cola of our peoples, is disturbing, but probably for the best.

The Great Red Dead Redemption 2 Hard Drive Space Train Robbery.