Now I’m gonna play hooky from work and head up to The Cheese Castle.

Remember, ACAB means all cops. Paw Patrol, the horny police, etc.

He gave the check to Shelley.

Now I wish I had a walk-in where I could have a good cry/hookup/watch line dudes do bumps with FOH.

I also feel the shallow spoons help with the fact that it comes screaming hot. My partner is disturbed that I grew up as a child with a regularly burned mouth,

I am all on board for the obnoxiously premature “Murica!”-ing for Haas.

I seem to remember that she used to hang out by Daley Plaza in Chicago with a large sign saying that he made her homeless, or something? I don’t remember exactly what was going on, but as a rule, unless I know exactly what is going on, I do not engage with strangers holding handmade signs near government buildings.

Portillos and Culver’s are my favorite fast food chains in Chicago. Although, being from Colorado, I still reflexively pronounce it “Por-tee-yo’s”

As a new fan of F1, silly season is much more enjoyable to me than US sportsball free agency because, only a handful of people to keep track of. That and really hammering home that Danny Ricc is just a golden retreiver in a Aussie body, thanks Netflix.

I’ve never liked this melon. No matter how many times relatives put a plate of me. Chamae? More like “cham muh.”

I mean, there is no way the #releasethewaititicut can be as toxic as the DCEU verison. Right?  RIGHT?

Just a general rule I have, if an proprietor of an establishment wants his hate crime convictions overlooked so he can have a liquor license for the business, that’s a hard pass on the establishment.

My favorite name and application is “Chicken Poo House.” My parents made no effort to gussy that name up at all. Delicious though.

Korean naming conventions are so literal sometimes. Thinking about how I enjoy a beer and large plate of chicken shit house.

Usually a “chop suey” font is warning enough for me to know its gonna taste like bad soy sauce and corn syrup.

Giving baek kimchi its proper shout out. Respect.

Well, playing a piece composed by a right wing nationalist asshole is certainly on brand for all the other people with problematic behaviors and statements the Japanese Olympic organizing committee just glossed over.

I grew up in Centre County and I assumed this was just the schools making do and trying to give us kids a simulacrum of pizza for lunch.

I am 40-something Korean-American with a Bible based first name, who played the violin for near 2 decades. I still listen to Bizarre Love Triangle prior to my jiujitsu classes. All the older Asian-Americans at my jiujitsu school do. It’s a weird common thread. It’s one of the few areas in which I identify with…

Let us not forget Mr. Akira Yoshida, a psuedonym for Chester B. Cebulski, (Yes, he is a total weeaboo) who used it to not only violate internal policy at Marvel Comics in regards to editors being writers, but also to take advantage of an initiative to get more underrepresented voices at Big Comic Book. Well, he…