I grew up in Happy Valley, I went to elementary and junior high with the Sandusky kids, I idolized Joe Paterno in a creepy cult like fashion, as all people who lived in that weird little bubble there did. Jerry Sandusky didn’t prey on the classmates of his kids, because most of our parents had something to do with…

I was raised in Colorado, went to high school and college there. Lived there for most of my adult life. The only thing I want John Elway to tell me about is what is going on during Toyotathon. And that Vance Joseph is fired.

Well, now comes the cleaning of coffee from my desk and explaining what I found so hilarious that invovles, Auschwitz, Dachau and puns.  

I agree, that for the most part racism is subtle, institutionalized and consists of microaggressions in this country.  Up front racism, for most of my life, left me more in shock and bewilderment, than anger.  However, I wold say that over the last 2 1/2 years, confrontational racist outbursts have become more…

This film seems like K-Drama levels of ridiculous.  If my partner wants to watch it, I will gleefully order whatever she wants from Grubhub and settle in.

What if I eat the flag?  Asking for a friend.

A long time ago, during the Lopez’s glory days, I was heavily involved in Olympic taekwondo. At the time, in the US, the governing body was known as the USTU. The level of corruption in the governing body was FIFA-esque, even thought it wasn’t on high of a scale. There were good people there, but most everyone…

Well, I guess I’ll be waiting for people to get more mad at Olivia Munn for being a fake nerd girl who is ruining their precious movie franchise, than a dude doing the “Hey, but we’re bros! He’s a bro! It’ll be OK, if I make an executive decision to put my sexual predator bro in my move Predator. It’s meta, bro.”

Will you drink Malort if I bring it?

What’s the saying, “Once is a mistake, twice is a Klavern.” or something?

This whole damn article killed almost all of my nostalgia for home, that doesn’t involve my parents. I guess I am happier in Chicago. Speaking of which, Schadenfreude Gods, please grant me my wish of the Bears being horrible so I can feel better about being a Broncos fan.

Wrong, our owner no longer has the cognitive ability to be a racist asshole.

The spirit I had to write a rebuttal was crushed to whimpering passive acceptance when Paxton Lynch was referred to a “Twenty One Pilots guy.”

His repeated problematic responses to that situation.  Just refusing to acknowledge that it’s an issue to begin with.

Subaru Forester. Pretty easy to swap the engine, drivetrain from a donor WRX. Also, since there were STI Forester outside the US, parts would be easy to get. Then I could make my fan film reboot of Smokey and the Bandit, except, the Bandit is hauling cannabis, you know, because Subaru Forester.

After many years of going up to Milwaukee from Chicago, and always seeing Nazi’s there, I don’t think its a coincidence. Did I see skinheads every trip up there? No. But I would put the Nazi sightings at greater than 50%.  Which is awfully high percentage.

Kim Gun Mo. Forever.

I’m reporting you to the bar association. I’m fairly certain we’re not supposed to admit to those things in our code of conduct. My soul died during contracts/sales transactions during 1L

Also same. Not to say that he couldn’t. Just you know, he repertoire isn’t indicative of that type of expression.