Shut Your Von Trapp

4/14/15

4/14/15

I recently saw him in concert. He chose a sexy girl from the audience to dance with him during the show. I mean, this chick was wearing a tight white dress which highlighted her enormous breasts. We're talking hella hot. Pretty sure all of the straight men and probs many of the hetero women in the audience would've…

4/14/15

4/14/15

4/14/15

“I stopped at the farmers market in Malibu the other weekend and I was astonished at how every single middle-aged woman in a 100-foot radius was wearing the same identical outfit”

4/13/15

Lean in.

4/13/15

Mmm, I don’t know how I feel about comparing an adult groping an adult to an adult man drugging and having sex with a 13 year old girl. Not to minimize sexual harassment, but those two things are not exactly the same.

4/13/15

There’s something really endearing about how unconvincing the photoshopping on Mariah’s album covers are. I would be disappointed if she had a new album without a heavily edited image of her standing in front of a neutralish background.

4/13/15

Admirable, but you should feel that way about all women, not just the ones you “own”.

4/12/15

You know you’re a terrible person when you read this and your first thought isn’t “Thank God he’s okay” or “Isn’t it awful that our fixation with celebrities is so out of hand that we are quite literally endangering their lives with our need to know their business 24/7,” it’s, “Jesus, publicist Leslie Sloane, the…

4/12/15

Let’s hope he was raped repeatedly like he wanted. He was clearly asking for it.

4/12/15

Man Wants Attention, Is Given Attention

4/12/15

What fraternity is this shirt from?

4/12/15

I wish I could be the fly on the wall when his mom sees that.

4/12/15

Not only is this motherfucker wearing that shirt, but someone is selling that shirt.

4/12/15

4/12/15

Also, who’s the dickswab who made this?!

4/12/15

I am going to repeat my last comment about the little known fact that Coachella is French for: Douche Parade.

4/12/15

The only Coachella content worth consuming, imho.

4/12/15

“The female bod” didn't exactly make this one happen by itself. I hope everyone comes out of this reasonably healthy and well. Feminism shouldn't mean we have to applaud medically risky choices.