I thought the mattress performance sucked too but this is especially bad. She seems incapable making any kind of art that isn't both painfully earnest and derivative. I mean, she couldn't even title the piece without a reference to a more renowned (and infinitely more talented) artist. She should have switched majors.

I love you.

Or like this?

Rue was the best.

Not for everyone. For some, the abortion is a relief and quite matter of fact. The stereotype of the woman debating whether or not to keep it and then being racked by guilt for having an abortion is just that, a stereotype. A lot of women get abortions and then just get on with their lives and there is no trauma.

Not junk food but they’re way too sweet. At least the ones I’ve tried.

Yes. Or at least the Brow Wiz is, I haven't tried any of their other products. I bought Brow Wiz in taupe (ash blonde) and it's amazing. It's got a very fine tip so it's great for filling in brows and looking totally natural and it blends wonderfully. It's also great because it works perfectly with the colour of my…

My issue with beauty boxes is that none of them are customisable. What these companies don't seem to realise is that they can't just send people make up in random colours. They could at least let people choose between cool toned or warm toned options so that depending on your colouring/undertones, you could at least…

How much do you want to bet that no one at Jez will even acknowledge this? It’s all fun and games until one of their girl crushes starts engaging in the behaviour that they love to get outraged about when, say, Iggy Azalea does it...

It’s really not. Ignorance + religion = recipe for disaster.

Is the guy who plays Luke the same actor who played that whiny bitch Justin on Brothers and Sisters?

I was about to comment that her skin is fucking flawless.

Hey, Kara, speaking of Rihanna, where’s the outragey Jezebel article on her Rihanna’s Native American culturally appropriate-y Coachella outfit? Or maybe you missed it. But now that you’ve seen the pictures I’m sure update this post right away, berating Rihanna for the same thing that you love to berate other…

Hey guys, while you were so busy reporting on riveting Coachella news like this piece about the Biebs and Madonna kissing Drake, you totally forgot to write an outragey piece about Rihanna’s cultural appropriation-y Native American Coachella outfit. Or you missed it. But now that I’ve shown you the pictures I’m sure…

Speaking of Jezebel being selective and hypocritical, anyone else notice the radio silence from Jezebel on Rihanna’s Coachella outfit?

I might if it weren’t for the fact that he went for it while her roommate was still in the room and with just a curtain separating them. How many women do you know who would have consented to having sex with their husbands in a hospital room with just a curtain standing between them and the poor roommate who had to…

Fur vests are awful. But I think I’ll still take them over the ubiquitous Michael Kors bag, gigantic Michael Kors rose gold watch and Tory Burch ballet flats that seem to be the other universal “I want to look classy” fashion accessories of choice.

No, you don't. It's fiction. Not a documentary and certainly not a public service announcement.

Yes.

This sounds like a great idea for a Portlandia episode, not so much for real life.