This gif is so white that it gets pulled over by cops in bad neighborhoods to make sure that everything is OK and do you need help finding your way home Mr. Gif?

This gif is so White it has a fully diversified trust fund.

“Pee smells like hot dogs”....

Of course she’s real. They picked her from a binder.

I don’t doubt any of that. It’s just that Jez always (always) includes links to previous articles about the same topic - even if they are years old. The fact that they didn’t do that with this woman after writing a scathing article about her just weeks ago, seems suspicious. There’s really not much in this article…

I’m not sure I see the problem. She admits that she was a jerk. She apologized, and seems to be doing something to actively help the situation. Even if her motives came from her own self interest I’m not sure that matters. People aren’t static and they change all of the time. This seems to be a change for the better.

not interacting with other human beings is what’s needed.

My pajamas consist of a pair of underwear. I don’t know how anyone can sleep in actual pajamas.

Stop torturing people over the age of 30 with this fleek shit.

I DO NOT CARE WHAT YOU DID WITH YOUR WEEKEND. I DO NOT CARE WHAT SHOWS YOU WATCH. LEAVE ME ALONE AND LET ME EARN MY MONEY.

this part bothers me SO MUCH (i mean the whole fucking thing does but anyway), he was shot eight times in the back and they were NONCHALANTLY hanging around waiting for medic omg i just can’t with it all

::vomits::

A couple comments from Gawker:

I can’t bear to watch the video but I am so damn glad that someone made one. There should be a reward for whoever filmed this.

This cop will make a fortune on Go Fund Me.

The kinjabots are paying for sponsored content now? ;-)

For a glorious moment, I thought that one of those “work from home” spammers had somehow made the main page.

Are we sure it isn’t something like this:

This one looks kind of cool, though.

Really? I would never have guessed...