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That isn't the point. If a man and a woman marry and have kids, he will probably continue his career while she will take time off, perhaps unpaid, switch career tracks, or look for work that accommodates their child's school schedule, such as working as, yes, a teacher's aide.

I accidentally drove through Oklahoma's panhandle once. A tiny little mustache appeared on my top lip then disappeared the second I crossed into Texas.

No, I don't mean you or anybody that doesn't want a party are fucked up. That's the thing. Everyone should have whatever they want. To be honest, after the wedding I thought the exact same thing you just said. When we were in our honeymoon, I was like, man we could have taken all the $ from the wedding and just

Agreed. She knew exactly what she was signing up for.

Nope.

This should not be in the grays.

I don't understand. There's a mention of Charlie Hunnam and nudity, and yet no one has posted even one single CharlieHunnamSexGif. Is something wrong? Is everyone feeling ok?

I'm pretty sure it's actually

I'm sorry, I really love Kathy Griffin, but what the fuck is she talking about? Her entire comedy schtick, for the past 20 years, has been making fun of celebrities' personal lives, emotional problems, and yes, their looks mercilessly. She made jokes about how 'crack-y' Whitney Houston sounded in all of her comebacks,

Ugh. Shut up, Shailene Woodley. You are a young idiot.

You know without the fashion police we are just paving the way for outsourced private fashion security forces.

Fashion Police may be mean, but what happened to the freedom of expression? If someone doesn't like something he/she doesn't like it. End of story.

fashion police may be done, lena dunham. but that doesn't mean you shouldn't hold zac posen hostage at gunpoint until he sews a goddamn waistline into your dress

i know it's very dangerous for the animal, and completely unhealthy, but there's something about obese dogs that never ceases to delight me.

Title is 100% perfect.

I don't get the point of Giuliana. I just don't.

I'm picking up what you're putting down. The fact that standards of beauty are taken into account over skill for endorsement deals in women's sports is the problem.

See, that's it for me right there: I don't want it in my head.

I don't hate the song, but I do dislike Idina. I just don't get the obsession. She always sounds so nasal when she sings

Hey guys, remember the dots manicure? I did it on my toes! Sort of. It doesn't look great right now because I did it a couple weeks ago, but it's pretty good I think.