Hey, they stopped calling the place 'Injun Wells' and 'Indian (Feather not Dot) Wells' a long time ago, what else do you want????

On the one hand, I don't really approve of fur from an ethical standpoint. On the other hand, if I had to approve of ANYONE wearing fur, it would be Cookie Lyon, hands down.

No, he/she is saying that if she looked like Beyonce it wouldn't be that way. Martina Navratilova was a white blonde woman and she did not get nearly the endorsement money that the likes of Kornikova did.

I read your posts around Jez, and you are a brilliant, lucid, and observant commenter.

cosign.

*I think you mean Maria Sharapova, not Martina Navratilova. :)

Give them hell Serena.

I think it's still hearsay at this point. He hasn't made a public declaration that I'm aware of and he hasn't publicly asked to be referred to as a woman. I don't know. I read an article about his mother being interviewed about how she is proud of him for what he is doing and she used "he" and "him" in all her…

After the babies were born, I'd sometimes forget about them—not in a leave-them-in-the-car way, but, like, when they'd wake me up at night I'd be confused for a few seconds. "What the fuck is that godawful noise? Oh, yeah... it's you. You're a thing."

It happened with all three kids. New babies are brain-fucks, man.

Old people walking down the street with shopping bags. I want to go find their grandchildren and slap them.

Hugh Grant is "annoying" and "grumpy," but very good at sex stuff.

OMG ME TOO! I just want to cuddle the world because we're all out here struggling to make it alone in our own heads.

This is so awful because I am a waitress but whenever an old person gets really excited about dessert it makes me super depressed. I'm actually tearing up about it right now.

Tina Fey (via Matt Lauer) really nailed this one:
"I'm always amazed at what women will do because they're afraid of being rude,"

"Challenge?" Jesus Christ. You're reading a book not swimming the English channel.

Nope... Sorry... While I won't dispute that many of these are excellent, every single one of them has shit that makes the problem worse than when you started. Carmex is the absolute WORST thing I've ever put on my lips, while convincing me I had a serious problem that only Carmex could solve. Similar results with all…

Nope... Sorry... While I won't dispute that many of these are excellent, every single one of them has shit that…

Don't get the love for Burts Bees, all it feels like to me is wax on lips and nothing else.

Don't get the love for Burts Bees, all it feels like to me is wax on lips and nothing else.

Generally in Texas, those three years are referred to as "fourth grade".

In Massachusetts, we spend a long time on our history too. But that's because we basically invented America. *flips hair*

Of COURSE Texas spends 3 years to learn state history. Most Texans think the state is so special and unique it needs 3 years to learn the history. But really, they're just too stupid to learn it in one year.