Ha! no problem.

I mean I get wanting to in terms of like branding or whatever. This way she can sell her own official merchandise without issue and stop other people from capitalizing off of Taylor adjacent things. But as for allowing her to do it, I get the impression that it's really just first come first serve? I'm not super…

Having a trademark doesn't mean that someone else can't say the phrase, it means that someone else can't put your exact phrase, which was emphasized heavily in your best selling song, on a beach towel without paying you royalties. Prince didn't trademark "Party like it's 1999" and now some lady named Myrna Ann Capers…

Agreed. Fleek is totally bogus. Gag me with a spoon.

This!

Actually, the odds are pretty good. I work on Mayday/Air Disasters/Air Crash Investigation and whever the heck else they call it in other markets. We get to crawl through fun stats all the time as we work on episodes. Most air crashes actually have the majority of passengers survive. It's only in the catastrophic…

OH MY GOD I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE!!

I go upper waterline, then between lashes, then above them, and I kinda start from the middle and go outward, then decide how far toward inner corner I want to take it. But pencils, nooope, too hard to get between lashes! I need BLACK. SOLID BLACK. Black that isn't going to budge ever, at all (and oily skin here, so…

YES, PRACTICE. Also, the right tools. I still can't for the life of me handle the normal liquid liners in a tube, and all the pen-ones I've tried have either failed within a few hours or made my eyes water. But super pigmented cream liner in a pot with a bitsy flat filbert brush = perfection.

I've done it too. It does of course deeply depend on how and why the relationship ended (scorched earth policies? abuse?), but it doesn't even have to be mutual if it's not nasty. I like some months in between lover and friend to do the whole angry, grieving, adjusting thing. And I've found it useful for subsequent…

I was going to say something like this. It depends a lot on both why and how you broke up. If you broke up because one of you was an asshole to the other one, probably not. If you broke up with a lot of drama, probably not.

I only date narcissists so being post-breakup friends is pretty tricky.

A simple no would have sufficed.

What did she use on your lips? I love the color.

But you can use The Knot 5 times to plan your 5 weddings! (I'm a wedding photographer.)

I've never understood this joke. Like, is that a real thing? I've slept with a guy or two (or multiples of those numbers) and never has a guy been unable to "find" the clitoris.

Vomit, indeed.

Love Cher and although I know I should loathe Cotton Eyed Joe it does get me foot a-tappin'.

Kokomo is awesome. The worst song by the Beach Boys is just about the best song by anyone else.

Cotton-Eyed Joe" by Rednex, who are Swedish by the way.