Shut your mouth. Believe is an awesome song to drunkenly sing naked around your apartment while cleaning at 3pm on a Wednesday because you needed a mental health day right after a breakup. I mean, not to be specific or anything.

Did I stutter?

Oh, I thought that was just a general love for llamas, not a throwback to a meme that was popular for a couple of hours before everybody started freaking out about a dress. I think llamas have always been a little bit of a thing. Like the DMX llama vine and this fabulous llama.

How convenient then that you didn't come!

But Some of My Best Kettles are Black.

I fucking love Martha Stewart. For reals. Things she taught me:

tbh who wouldn't smoke with Martha Stewart though?

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It doesn't at all, but it answers your question.

It sounds fantastic if you imagine Sean Connery saying it. I figure that must be what inspired his parents.

Selection bias? No one's going to write an article about the hundreds of non-offensive 80's and graffiti parties thrown this weekend.

i'm not outraged in the slightest, i say two grafs from the end that i agree this is within their right to free speech. i, like you, think that all this shows is that they're idiots (and more importantly, that UVA is not turning "anti-frat")

Every POC to predominately white Greek organizations:

I can assure you I am mortal and will die. :(

Those left behind on the show just don't have what it takes to pull off what Joan did so effortlessly. That woman had a caustic tongue and was rarely, if ever, apologetic about it. She was great. Abrasive and brash but on point. She had genuine wit. The others just sort of... smile stupidly, trying desperately to…

We all know who really carries the show now. His thinly-veiled dislike of Guiliana fuels my soul:

I'm confused as to what the University's and Team's ideal move would have been here. If there were no official reports filed, how could they take action?

i dunno about amber. she has WAY more cellulite in her legs and hips than the others that you mentioned. you can tell in the video of her walking on the runway. also if she began stripping at the age of 15, i imagine she probably she had the figure to see it as lucrative and continue performing for many years

This is so Robert Altman that my head is spinning …

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