"Yeeeeah. If you could go ahead and send your 12 year old virgin daughter to come live with me... Wait, she is a virgin, right? Yeah, so if you could go ahead and let me bone your kid, for God, of course. That'd be grrrrrrreat."

Have to agree. There are some things you just can't justify with "cause religion".

Maybe this says something about me, but I just collapsed in a ball laughing after watching that sketch

My mom's cats do the same thing as TSwift's. They snuggle together and the older one likes to lick the younger one, who will only tolerate the cleaning sessions when she is sleepy. It is the cutest thing in the world. I want to be best friends with Taylor Swift so we can get froyo and show each other pics and videos…

ok guys, Shia is growing on me. That fake rat tail is hilarious.

there is nothing in this world cooler than a high-stakes jewelry heist.

Me: *looks at all these beautiful people with perfect bodies moving effortlessly*

Oh lighten up. The girls are free to put their body on display if they choose to. That's the beauty of living in a free society.

Is his DJ name Brody Jenner?

I agree with body freedom. But there's something so fucking insidious as pretending what you're doing is going to cure cancer. Those practitioners should NOT be allowed to extort money from cancer patients just because the cancer patient is stupid. Reiki isnt going to cure cancer. Acupuncture isn't going to cure…

Wouldn't dream of it.

It's not rage, it's snark. There is absolutely nothing wrong with not having a middle name; what I find disturbing is people choosing not to give their tiny infant daughters a middle name specifically because they are already thinking of them as some man's future bride (much like the photo shoots that are the topic of…

Maybe Jen's just giving in to her deep love for Uncle Joe. Shouldn't we all?

I'm not a Kelly Osbourne fan, but I am glad to see her leave this sinking ship. Joan Rivers could get away with critiquing red carpet fashion because she was self deprecating. She brought experience, nuance and humor. No one else had her style credentials. But still the show could be bullying.

EW. My future mother in law has a small savings account for her two sons which she started with the intention when they really felt they needed it in university, to take a trade course, buy their first home, etc she could give it to them. She wasn't on much of a schedule so they have slightly uneven amounts in…

I have seen it.

I'm sure she's just wondering whether it'll be Dr. Voight or President Voight or Professor Voight or Lord Voight or Lady Voight or something of the sort ;)

This is the most Wisconsin looking baby I've ever seen. And yet, where is her cheesehead veil? I thought they were de rigueur at all Wisconsin weddings.

"Miss Voight for now... wonder what her last name will be in the future?"

I'm going to make my daughters do "future feminists" photo shoots and have them burning bras and holding up pro-choice signs. My mother in law is going to love that!!