I have been to Glasgow and can confirm that it is 100% drunken brawls 100% of the time

She probably also thinks that goddamned dress is White and Gold.

How does someone like this have $1.4 million to spend?

Kim def looks hella happy

She's not an idiot, but that's maybe not the most impactful example of standing up for injustice?

I'm going to start an airline where all the seats are first class. it's going to be called, private jet.

I'm not kidding, more people need to speak out about the injustices of flying coach.

And this:

This is great... But where are other women of color?

At least Murray Hill has Curry Hill.

My dad asks me that "What are you going to do with your life?" question every time I see ihm, and every time I answer, I say, "I plan to prostitute myself on the Vegas strip, and use the profits to buy heroin. Every girl's dream."

I went to a wedding where the best man went on at some length about how he didn't think Groom and Bride would last after she had cheated, but he was glad they worked it out ... eventually.

Wow that's even worse than our best man's speech. His was just extremely generic. It sort of sounded like he met us that day. Tip: even is he's your brother, don't pick a best man who is lukewarm on the bride and going through a divorce.

Well, after reading your story, I think mayhaps your auntie wasn't too far off with her question.

It was so hot the day of my wedding (110 degrees) that our cake started melting and tipping over. Luckily someone noticed and took the tiers apart and then quickly resembled it for us to take pictures cutting it. However, my most bitter moment of my wedding is that while I got to have a small bit of the cake after we…

A distant cousin told me that at her daughter's wedding, the groom's parents refused to accept a rose during the mass because they "didn't approve" of their son marrying this woman. They later gave a toast to the bride and groom's future divorce and eventually had to be escorted out of the building by police.

I went to a wedding where the bride's sister, who was also maid of honor, gave the most tepid toast possible. "You know, Betsy and I were like a lot of sisters, we never got along that great, we fought a lot, but here we are, so congratulations." It was jaw-dropping.

Totally wanted my dad to walk me down the aisle, but he didn't show. He was at the venue, but apparently my mom told him I wanted to walk the aisle alone (not true, thanks mom). Later, he got totally shit-faced (normal) and preceded to tell all my musician friends how they had terrible taste in music and why their…

* Groom and Groomsmen get wasted before the ceremony.

my mom wore white to my wedding. i didn't know until it was time to get married. when i confronted her with it she pretended to not understand why i didn't want my mother wearing a floor-length white gown on my wedding day.