I stopped reading Jez for several years because I simply had more work to do than time to read. Now I'm considering a break because the primacy of snark over actual exposition (and the god-awful headlines).

Both look good, but the first thing looks amazing.

The good parts of Mexico for people who can't deal with gringolandia are the ones at risk.

is both an option? They both look delicious...

I have felt the feelings you expressed earlier while reading Jezebel. Especially in conversations when I've disclosed that I'm the white half of an interracial couple who still struggles with my privilege. I've had commenters here accuse me of using my relationship to somehow showboat my coolness.

I'm glad the state of Texas is really putting horrifying cartel violence in the proper perspective: How it impacts drunk 20 year olds.

Unless your cat experiences a problem eating dry food, it's totally fine to supplement his diet with it. In fact, a lot of vets will tell you that pets who eat only wet food have terrible problems with their teeth later in life. The biggest issue is the additives and grains, which are in higher concentration in cheap…

Also, the quote implies that Kelly believes that if Zendaya hadn't been on the program previously, the comment would be kosher. Based on her past behavior, I think that's true. It's the whole point of the show to be rude and snark about people's appearance. Not until she is gone do we realize how deftly Joan walked…

"This trailer is my version of pornography."

OH MY GOD WHO CARES. It was said, offense was taken, apologies were made and accepted. Get the fuck over it.

Confession time: the first time I ever saw a black person, I was 16 and had just left for college. (graduated high school early) The town I grew up in was all white. My first day in my new city I went to a college track meet and a black girl was in front of me in the snack bar line. I was stunned by how beautiful she…

Jesus Christ. It's just fucking hair.

LOVE you for this. The most basic bitch I know wears a ginormous gold Michael Kors watch. Her Twitter captions is "Stimulating the economy one shoe, bag, etc. at a time." Blech.

Yeah, so?

Nice handbags are my weakness but I refuse to buy one of his. They seem to be cheaply made and most are tacky looking, especially with that huge metal MK fob hanging off them. I hate the Hamilton style that is a knockoff of a Birkin, and some of his logo bags are clearly LV knockoffs. We've reached saturation point…

And so very ugly.

I think it's trickled down to become "basic" like UGGs and Coach and those "If lost please Return to Tiffany" heart charm things. They're expensive-ish but not exclusive. At least, that's the impression I get when I walk through the mall on my lunchbreak. That said, I am not fashion expert.

I'd rather be dressed AS a dick than ever wear a "Bachelorette" sash.

Drink until you can't stand up, order in whores and pizza. Get your girls up early for a quick trip to the emergency room for "morning after" pills and then some pancakes.

Before my non-wedding, I had a bunch of my friends over for an adult sleepover. We giggled and watched Labyrinth and Princess Bride and The Last Unicorn.