Hey, I'm from Bumfuck, Nebraska and FYI we don't have a Krispy Kreme out here.

Yeah. That's why I don't get the weird obsession over virgins. Virgins of both gender tend to really suck at sex. I kick myself for being an idiot during my teen years when I was all, "wait until marriage!"

Red wine only for this one, amirite?

THESE DO NOT WORK DO NOT BUY THEM

I like "No one messes with your tampons." That's good copy.

Why would you WANT to hack into baby culture? It's loud and everyone smells faintly of vomit. We already have a club scene, no accessories required.

why would anyone want to infiltrate baby culture

please, armatures

there's a joke in here... something about.. cuz your boobs get smaller as you drink the wine... sort of.. reverse beer goggling yourself...

I give you the wine rack.

Dances with Aliens.

I didn't say they wouldn't know what KKK meant. I'm sure every single one of them would in a sentence related to them.

Well the guy who put it up certainly didn't.

I didn't say WWII. I said the Holocaust.

Well obviously not, as it didn't ping the radar of people in Hull.

First off the script was a bit wonky. And Bradley Cooper was already doing a bit too much. So you really needed a strong actress to ground it but still give life and color to that part. And she didn't, she was still too green. It also didn't help that her part was clearly written for an older actress. I think Amy…

12 Years a Slave was one of the best movies I've ever seen. Selma was choppy and didn't allow me to emotionally connect with anything in the film. I was consistently yearning for more. I felt like the director didn't want to leave any historical personality out but in bringing in all these characters she lost the…

For me, it was the year they chose "Shakespeare in Love" for Best Picture and Gwyneth Paltrow as Best Actress that broke my belief that the Academy was about quality.

what kind of idiot dumb dumbs make noises/try to pet a service dog? how is it that in their 18-22 years of living life on this earth, no one told them that touching service dogs is a no no...

Selma is competing for Best Picture - there's really not much else to bring up but whether or not she thinks it holds up as art, as history, etc. With individuals, there is more leeway to bring in other elements, including career achievements, what she knows of the actors offscreen, etc. If DuVernay were nominated as…