It’s not that legalisation doesn’t work, it’s that it’s not a panacea to get rid of organised crime, human trafficking, etc. Also, it makes it harder for something to work when it's just legal in one place surrounded by many they countries where it's not.

Please. There’s a nasty puritanical faction of feminism that is against porn, sex work and, well, pretty much against sex. I like to call them the baby Dworkins.

But they could get smacked by a foul ball when they're not breastfeedng though so I don't see the relevance of that.

I love you.

Your gaydar is broken. Actually you might not have one.

It seems Joe Biden shares the same kids-and-germs philosophy as one of my parents, who will remain anonymous (it’s my mother), who once admitted that when our pacifiers fell out she’d pop them in her own mouth right quick and them stick them back in ours. I’M FINE, OKAY.

The funny thing is, taken out of context,you could be referring to both fake republican outrage and fake liberal outrage. Kind of how jezebel posts a bunch of click-baity shit telling people They. Must. Feel. Violent. Outrage right now if they want to conserve their feminist cred and the commentariat willingly obliges…

But there's a lot of money in fake liberal outrage too!

Not snarked half as bad? Have you read Nicholas Sparks reviews? They’re hilarious. And I say this as someone who fucking despises Sparks.

I guess because it’s a guy writing this crap, that it’s somehow been elevated to literary fiction by the mere presence of testosterone.

I think we knew this was going to happen. I blame Rolling Stone and Erdely most of all, for not doing their job and doing women and rake victims everywhere a huge disservice and giving the frats ammunition to make themselves out to be the victims here. I also blame Jackie for being a pathological liar who wasn’t…

I have hazel eyes so yeah mauve nudes would look great on dark brown eyes.

Because as *shocking* as this news may come to you, this wasn't that big of a deal. Sure, it could have been handled a little better by the airline but quite frankly it could have been handled a little better by her as well. Anyone who's ever flown before knows that if you're pregnant or have any other medical…

Exactly.

If you're "yellow" it means you've probably got warm or olive undertones so yeah, purple ain't your friend. Stay away from pinks and purples and go with browns or blues or even greens.

Agreed. Purple doesn't have to be purple purple. I've recently "rediscovered" purple in the form of mauve-ish nudes. great for eye shadows and lipsticks and if you've got cool undertones and ashy blonde or light brown hair it really complements your natural colouring and is great for subtle, everyday make up. The…

I guess ‘Murrica just can’t handle the fact that Jennifer Aniston doesn’t want babies. No matter how frenzied the UterusWatch™ she remains defiantly bump-less.

It's an anal ghost. (Google it, I swear it's a thing).

And you know that post-cooking show thumbs-up dance is also his post-coital thumbs-up dance.

One more reason why Martha Stewart is my spirit animal.