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Such a weird cover up too. Sure it’s a little embarrassing but not a big deal either, even if it actually came from the senator himself. Although it makes sense that a staffer would be in charge of tweets rather than the senator himself so all they had to say was “Oops, one of our staffers pocket tweeted by mistake.

Holy shit. I can’t believe that monster even cuffed him after that. This is horrific. And it’s not just the murder that bothers me but the fact that this is what it takes for a cop to finally get charged with something.

THANK YOU

i wear a very light tshirt and undies. in summer just the undies. i do love nice pj’s though, i just use them to lounge around the house and take them off once i’m ready for bed.

Don’t she kill kittens? Sell her sister into sexual slavery? Invade Poland? What exactly has she done to earn her the title of “awful white person"?

When will people finally understand there’s no such thing as a magic bullet/pill for weight loss? You want to lose weight? It’s fucking hard and will require a major lifestyle change for life. Healthy food in small portions and lots of physical activity. Don’t believe all the weight loss supplement ads, they’re all a

Sure, they might think black people are lazier and dumber than white people, but they totally have black friends of a certain educational class and so like, what’s the problem?

Sure, it might be immature and child like but I also think that pales in comparison to parents telling their son not to write about his marriage because it embarrasses them, or telling him his marriage is wrong just because it's not one they approve of. He and his wife are not doing anything wrong or illegal and his

To be fair, it sounds like his parents are the ones who brought it up not because they told them but because he has written about his open marriag and used his real name instead of a pseudonym and how dare he bring shame to his parents' good name for living his life they way he and his wife choose, and not being

Because his parents are "embarrassed" by how he and his wife choose to live their marriage. So he's putting it all out in the open on Twitter, to give them something to really be embarrassed about. Good for him. His parents sound like assholes.

You must be so much fun at parties.

Except for the ones that used to be raging alcoholics/drug addicts, why do so many of these celebs not drink? Life’s too short to abstain.

Wait, this is from the Onion and people accidentally thought it was for realz, right? RIGHT? PLEASE?

I pretty much hate most R&B but Frank Ocean is the exception. He's a fucking genius.

I think it's great she recycles. I just wish her style weren't so godamn boring.

I think Kate Middleton is boring as fuck, but harmless. I’m pretty sure that’s also her exact job description so I guess that means she’s doing a banging job. Boring as fuck is also a good way to describe her fashion “style".

Enough what? Ok I won't lie, I'm enjoying watching people realise how full of shit Jez can be. It’s not like they’ll ever admit to their hypocrisy and double standards anyway. This is like that ridiculous Lena Dunham photoshop controversy all over again.

Suspicious of what? That people are pissed off by obvious hypocrisy? Or are you going to go so far off the deep end you’re going to somehow find a way to accuse people of racism for calling Clover and jezebel out on their hypocrisy and double standards?

That’s how I feel too. Overblown reaction but jezebel criticising the overblown reaction is hypocrisy at its finest since Jezebel are the reigning queens of manufactured outrage and “let’s get offended by EVERYTHING” but suddenly when it’s a comedian who’s a young, hot POC at the centre of the shitstorm they’re