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“DJTJr went on a book tour about how Democrats are ‘triggered,’ was heckled by extreme far-right audience members, and had to be defended by his girlfriend” is literally the most 2019 sentence I have ever heard.

That and the fact he wrote a book called TRIGGERED and brought his girlfriend on tour to yell at hecklers who were mean to him. 

The most disturbing take away from this article is that Jr was heckled by people who don’t think the Trumps are bad enough. WTF

The way that he and his bitch ass daddy are so alike is simply amazing. Inability to handle questions from anyone not on Fox? Check. Persecution Complex? Check. Need to flaunt surgically enhanced, brain dead and sloppy seconds side piece? Check. Tie that goes past the belt when you are told that is supposed to stop at

I am delighted that not only was he heckled, he was heckled by conservatives. It’s harder to spin that one.

I just came back from the mall where I unknowingly walked into an “influencer” event inside of a newly opened clothing store. No one was shopping or buying anything, but were instead standing around taking selfies while being overly dressed for the mall, and listening to other “influencers” talk about being

Black Lives MAGA, no doubt

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The NYT link puts the video behind their paywall, but the Times also posted it on YouTube, so if anyone wants to watch it they can:

Thanks for proving my point.

What are you insinuating about Alan Parsons?

Dildos also make people happy.

As the son of a rich white man, I know I’m not allowed to have an opinion, let alone voice it these days.

If we can call it that

Fucking unbelievable. There simply is no bottom to the depths that hunk of shit, Trump, will sink to.

Yes, Trump wears diapers. hahahaha

Why did C.H.U.D. becomes an insult for MAGA types and Incels? The poor C.H.U.D. were originally just forgotten homeless people who were transformed into monsters because of government corruption and corporate malfeasance. There’s nothing to suggest that these green skinned, bug eyed cannibals were ever GOP voters and

Internet, don’t let me down. There must be video of rednecks (be they American, Canadian or Russian rednecks) attempting this stunt for real.

Maybe this girl can invent hindsight glasses for the asshats in charge of G/O.

This is awesome. Some day in the future, humans may actually be able to see out of Camaros.