Since this ended in a thai, it went to a shootout.

“Did you know that Taylor Swift hands out light-up bracelets that synchronize to her music at all of her concerts?”

“While it’s a great story and all, Beyonce has the best light-up bracelets of all time.”

I also like boobs. Where is my damn cookie?

no one here cares, dude. appreciate it and move on, or maybe even go to that Other part of the internet where there are boobs a-plenty, maybe?

Because each bottle is 12 years old

No... it’s standard journalism practice. Why would you take issue with this?

But you guys can have the whole ground game you know and love while still allowing people to fly who want to. Having flying does nothing to destroy your ground experience, but if you like flying then you’ve just had that taken away from you.

Why do you think they are mutually exclusive? I don’t mean that as an attack, I’m asking why you cant still explore on the ground because you have the option to fly?

I’m putting out into the universe that I am in need of this Bill Nye swearing gif. I know the universe will provide.

If my dude Manti Teo taught America anything, FOR GODS SAKE ASK TO FACETIME BEFORE CALLING SOMEONE YOUR BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND

Did you ask if God could get the next powerball numbers for ya too?

I’m just shocked actually, paranoid, and a little squeamish now about even watering at all,” she said.

Hear, hear! However, let’s take this one step further. I would go so far to say that WOMEN are a myth. I mean, I’m not a woman. Therefore, are there women? I find this so called “women exist” narrative just doesn’t hold water.

"it's actually a vulva not a kitty" = perfection