Otters are nature's stuffed animal. Did you know they HOLD HANDS when they sleep so they don't float away from each other?

Don't cut your wrists with all that Edginess.

I agree 100%, but publishers seem more interested in short term gains.

Wouldn't that be mostly covered by #6? Sure, they'll tell us the internet connection is there so that we can bask in the glory that is the Cloud and the powers it offers, but we all have known better for, like, ever.

#10, especially when it involves games that have console versions but the PC version does not support controllers. Before anyone chimes in, I'm not saying PC controls need to be "dumbed down" for controllers like, say, Skyrim, but I mean if you're going to release the game for consoles and had to come up with…

Holy fuck yes. And Alt-Tabbing should fucking work without crashing the game or take 5 minutes to work.

And God said, "Let there be Emulators."

10.1 Thou shalt respect our controls on all loading screens and prompts.

I have one for Ubisoft. Thou Shalt Get Rid of UPlay

Thou shalt allow alt+tab.

Also:

Yes I always try selling everything. I really don't see the point of leveling my Steam profile by buying more cards. Which when you do level you Just Get more useless things.

Exactly. I sold my cards and have made about $30 so far.

Ditto. I sell all my trading cards, and it's funded several purchases during holiday sales. Not sure why anyone would convert them.

I'm gonna go with both cunning and ridiculous.

Diddy did it first:

As an aside... did anyone else think that they were trying to summon Mr. Hankey at the end of the episode?

Nobody cares about the context in which it was written because the context in which we're hearing it now makes that shit creepy as fuck. Just cause something was totes cool in the 30s doesn't mean it's acceptable. It's like arguing that being transmisogynistic is FINE guys cause the feminist manifesto you're reading…

Except three shitty aspects> Internet connection required, no mods and no pause.