Uuuuugh why do people need to bring their dogs with them to restaurants

A Chrysler with 250k miles?  I’m sure there’s no way you’ll regret that purchase

touch screen only is terrible.  Touch screen tech simply isn’t at that point yet

If you want to achieve uniform temperature can’t you just... stir?

This is painful to read. An industry so many of us relied on has been gutted, and will likely never truly reach the same levels it was once at.

I shop at an international wholesaler/grocer I used to work at.  My recommendation would be to not shop where the Americans shop.  I only pay 4 dollars for a block of halloumi

I go through the drive thru in my pajamas

I blame the sausage.  Fast food breakfast sausage is noxious.  Actually if they could offer breakfast sandwiches not based on cured meats I’d partake in it more

I just had halloumi cheese and polenta.  Which looks and even sounds (to the layman) fancy but actually cost me 5 dollars

I’m a little too tipsy to know if this is satire or not

Is that what charcuterie means in English?

It’s just so... vomitous, you know? Who talks like that? I know used car salesmen with more grace and humility than Trump

refreshing take

I want my job back and Herman Cain dying of COVID seems like an omen that nothing is going back to normal and I’m going to have to settle for working minimum wage for a good long while

Who cares?  Seriously, who cares?  Of all the shit going on right now, Trader Jacques is what we’re getting wound up about?

There’s already garlic in your seasoning salt.

rah rah rah not good enough i’m still angry rah rah

My cat loved olives in all forms, whether it was tapenade or something I pulled off a pizza

I’m skeptical. Half the appeal of third party apps is that the customer has a bunch of restaurants all on the same platform. I don’t think this will pick up. Unless the 3rd party apps double down on the BS fees combined with the tech bubble finally bursting

Did google intentionally make the assumption that people who search for black girls are searching for porn or is this simply its algorithm returning probable suggestions based off of search history? And not just personal history but everybody’s history? Isn’t this sort of thing ordinarily user-generated?\