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Edgar Allan Bro
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For an industry with razor-thin profit margins, that’s a ton of money.

I used to sell the stuff for a living

shredded kataifi dough

meh

Spoken by someone without character

What are you, the police?

I can believe that Biden gave her an unwanted backrub, as Biden is wont to do. But going up to her and putting his fingers in her pussy?

I love coffee but 25 cups is just an insane amount of fluid

calling this greek coffee is whitewashing

I used to do this with my hamburger buns and it was delicious

this is a needlessly complicate hummus recipe

I like a bigger screen for my navigation.  Don’t want to be squinting at my phone

You don’t really know how this works, do you? Pieing would be very satisfying to liberals. Irritating to conservatives.

I must have missed Phyllis Schlafly’s downfall after she got pied

It might feel good but it doesn’t accomplish much beyond giving your opponents ammunition to call you immature.

Throw some everclear on there and light it on fire.  Nothing says spectacular like flambee

the list is in the form of a nearly 12-minute video

If you’ve ever ordered a grenadine cocktail at a bar or restaurant, it was likely prepared with Rose’s, the leading brand of grenadine. And it’s quite tasty!

In 2018, someone called the police for a sound complaint during an argument I had with my roommate. I was arrested and given a $10,000 bond.

Unfortunately that isn’t how it works.  Cheese is by region, and not everybody is in a place where they can make cheese meant to be aged.