It implies a reduction in quality. To be clear, I’ve never played Five Nights at Freddy’s. It’s not even in a genre I enjoy. And everything I’ve heard suggests it’s a good game.

You’re goddamn right you’re going to get comments on the ridiculous sexualization of women in sci-fi and fantasy. If it’s predictable, then that just shows how pervasive the problem is.

Wat. How does that even stay on?

If this were Red Faction: Guerilla, the bullets would have penetrated the wall and killed everybody in the bar. Why can’t Fallout be more like Red Faction?

This is Kotaku’s worst artist feature yet.

The crush of patriarchal society.

Well, I guess with Kotaku’s weaboism, posting guro was inevitable.

The horse has better armor than the rider. Please tell me this is a joke.

SWEETYT

hello i’m drunk i’m banned so thi won’t be seen but it’s okay i don’t care i have nothing to say

No. See this image: it’s clearly under the torso augmentations

You know he can shoot bullets out of his chest, right?

I both like and dislike the strange way the cyberlimbs look against the cybertorso. They look too thin for that big chest, but it has a weird coolness to it.

Okay, Portal is the one thing that would actually make me want to try VR. Still just a gimmick, though.

I thought it was either that guy from the Sarah Silverman Program or the guy from Mythbusters. Or my uncle’s boyfriend. Mike Fahey just has a very common look.

Yes, let’s snap a picture of that. Kneel and make sure you get a good angle. It’ll be good for the cover.

Is anybody else starting to think that Gordon Freeman looks like House?

Haha, no. Children judge products based on how appealing the commercial is. Nice try, capitalist.

THAT’S why my cat vomits.

Reminds me of an old woman at my work who said she threw away her computer because it had “too many ads”