Splinter writers are reporters???

Wait, they’re upset that Google aggregates headline then sends users to the source site that has its own ads, because Google has their own ads?

“Journalsim” is dead. As proved by Gawk.

Ummmm ....

But like, all that Kinja does is take from other news sources that would otherwise be blocked by a pay wall.

The numbers of deaths are similar as under the Obama administration.

Women can decide to end a human life growing in them, but you don’t think they should be able to make a decision whether they want to fight in MMA?

Need every language known bro, just in case.

With 52,000 people being held at any given moment, and them coming from less than ideal situations, 24 deaths over a 29 month period seems pretty low. Are there any statistics showing that the rate of deaths has increased since Trump took office?

These conditions are inhumane. Upon arrival, each immigrant should be given $600 a week ($15/hr, 40 hours) to do the full-time job of adjusting to the new country. Also, a system of bonuses should be given out for those who can demonstrate a lack of birth privilege (e.g. $100 a month for being born a woman, $200 a…

I think it may be educational to point to the attitude professional rugby players have towards American football. They think the use of armor is ridiculous, and leads to injuries. The theory is, because they’re “armored” that they do more risky things on the field. Perhaps?

You do understand how alcohol works, yeah?

The article explains it pretty clearly:

With all due respect to the old lady being spun like the Fresh Prince intro in the helicopter sled, THIS would be the catastrophe that would make me embrace the warm arms of death. 

>Trindade, without consulting the firm, filed a criminal complaint with the Sao Paulo police alleging that Neymar raped her

The woman can be heard shouting, “But I’m going to hit you, you know why? Because you beat me up yesterday, you left me here alone, you slut!”

What in the actual fuck are you smoking?

First, please articulate for me where—at any point—the internal logical consistency of my point broke down. I’ll wait.

Secondly, holy fucking leap in logic, Batman. Saying “women should not be compelled to perform sex acts in exchange for a job” has approximately fuck-all to do…

Nope. You need to have damages. Given that it’s pretty unlikely anyone who ate one of the actual-meat burgers had the tick-borne Alpha-gal syndrome (mammal meat allergy), then the best anyone is going to be able to play up would be negligent infliction of emotional distress. That would require a very…

I mean....it’s an under-30 British ex-pat patronizingly explaining to the first black President of the United States that he just doesn’t get how bad the people who mocked his children, called his wife a transexual and an ape, and questioned whether he was even an American all before he ever took the oath of office…

The problem with even joking about it being satire is that it was often repeated by authors on splitter.