“Chris Evans is replying to people’s tweet and is terrible for it!” - Splinter, whose entire website is based on employing people to rewrite other peoples’ news stories or comment about people’s tweets.

The rate at which Splinter News writers/editors learn about politics/US government/issues is disturbingly slow.

“Voting: Meh.”

This is like when Samer at Deadspin posted his petty, immature correspondence with some writer.

If only he was AOC then I’m sure we’d be reading about how she’s burning and owning with all these replies.

I posit that, as someone who knows what hollywood actors are posting on twitter, it is, in fact, you who are too online. 

How’s he going to get out of bed tomorrow if AOC doesn’t approve of his job?  

Yaaas qweeenn!!1!

You Won’t BELIEVE the 5 Reasons the Article is Titled This Way! FATALITY!

Ocasio-Cortez (along with Texas Sen. Ted Cruz, supposedly) is currently working on a bill to ban former Congress members from lobbying for life. Not exactly what Emanuel is doing here, but pretty damn close.

Well, she was hardly going to send him a selfie!

My leftism: Lets pay for social security with progressive tax brackets and maybe make sure labor unions dont die out completely.

Where do i pick up my antifa flag and mask?

Notice how ford has just dissapeared off the fucking planet now that she isnt useful as a political tool of the radical left? (i’m a democrat, by the way).

Theres no fucking statue of limitations for rape in that state. If he tried to rape you, fucking call the cops and arrest his ass. He’d be impeached faster than…

The Democrats went FULL THROATED INSANE with this effort.

45k/year

They might give you an extension but if you are in this position, you made bad choices.

I vote for “Splinter only cares and reports on the Sanders campaign” personally.

I’m not criticizing him. I’m laughing at him. There’s a difference.

“Just remember it’s far better to do something, even though it won’t work because the worst polluters will not follow our lead”

Different take: